All I Need To Know I Learned From A Snowman

Sometimes you come across some funny stuff on the internet that just needs to be shared.

** It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

** Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

** Wearing white is always appropriate.

** Winter is the best of the four seasons.

** It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

** There's nothing better than a foul weather friend.

** We're all made up of mostly water.

** You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

** Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!

** Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much sun.

** It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

** It's fun to hang out in your front yard.

** There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

** It's not the size of the carrot, but the placement that counts.

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