Evil Plan Generator

I am not really the type to surf the web and hunt for cool links and wile the day away.  I mean I have a mild Pinterest addiction and I go on Tumblr binges but I don't really seek out random websites.  When I saw this link in a newsletter though I had to click on it. 

My randomly generated evil plan:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!


Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Chosen One. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Super villain Costume with Gimmicks?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Statue of Liberty. This will cause countless hordes of Animal Minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Doomsday Device, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

They never suspect the bunny
Rest assured, my actual plan for world domination involves far more Dalak squirrels, Zombies, a Mack truck and the monkey minions.  Still with the awesome super villain costume though... thinking the Big Bad Wolf meets Cheetah.  Hmm...now there is a craft project. 

Comments

  1. This is funny. I think a lot of fantasy stories seem to be made up this way. I'm trying to visit all the A-Z Challenge Blogs this month. My alphabet is at myqualityday.blogspot.com

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  2. ;-) New follower here. I’m enjoying reading my fellow “A to Z”ers. I look forward to visiting again.

    Sylvia
    http://www.writinginwonderland.blogspot.com/

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